The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?"
"Why?" she asks.
"Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are ? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?"
"I would love to do that," replied the husband, "but the problem is -- she won't allow me".
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment